Boilermaker - OUCH! Take a shotglass and fill with your favorite hard liquor (Jack Daniels or Tequila are good picks). Then while holding it upright place an upside down beer glass over it. Then flip it over quickly and pour your favorite beer in the glass. Trapping the shotglass full of liquor at the bottom.

Drink your beer, as the glass gets to the bottom the shot of liquor will smack you and burn it's way down your throat... the way smoothed a little by the beer. If you aren't totally wasted after having two of these... you drink too much!

Friar's Fornification - This is normally liked by those with a sweet tooth! This you make in a short glass. Nope, not shot, short! First you put in some ice, then some kaluha and cream. Add a shot of vodka (sounds like a white russian, doesn't it?) then to deditcate it to the Friar... add some Ammeretto on top. Sweet tasting and A**-kicking.

Admiral Cocktail - 1 ounce bourbon, 1.5 ounce (a shot) dry vermouth, 1/2 lemon in a short glass.

Ale Sangree - 1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar, 10 ounces of chilled ale (beer). Dissolve the suger in with a few drops of water. Add the ale and add a lite smattering of nutmeg on top. Short glass

Ambassador - 2 ounces of tequila, Orange juice. Short glass

Artillery - 2 ounces gin, 3/4 ounce sweet vermouth, dash or two of Angostura bitters. Combine with ice; shake well. Strain, add ice and twist in a lemon peel. Short glass.

Beachcomber - 1.5 ounces rum, 1 teaspoon lime juice, 1 teaspoon Triple Sec, a few drops of maraschino sugar. Combine with ice; shake well. Line the rim of glass with water, then press it in sugar. Strain in drink and add ice. Short glass.

Beer Buster - 2 ounces of cold, 100-proof vodka, couple squirts of Tabasco sauce, cold beer. Pour vodka into a beer mug. Add Tabasco sauce and then fill the mug with cold beer and stir. Beer mug. (Have ambulance standing by!)

Blue Shark - 1.5 ounce (shot) tequila, 1.5 ounce vodka 1-2 dashes blue food coloring. Combine with ice and shake well. Strain and add ice. Short glass.